Imagine what would happen if suddenly, someone figured out that a guy could make a small incision into his balls, drop a piece of oyster and grow really perfectly round #perls each month!

https://youtube.com/shorts/OF6Q7yeQ034?si=-_VfILM93QQm4D_K

Everyone would be self employed, just looking for oyster shells of the right type and figuring out how to sedate each other to put the oyster in there. Scientist would try growing balls in the lab and guys would be kidnapped for perl farming. LOL. Just a dumb thought.