Spiders never die. Even if you think you killed one, it just regenerated at its last save point.

@BeTheCookie

Why would you tell me this? Why? What have I done to you? I am never going to sleep again. You have ruined my life. ๐Ÿ˜‚

@amiserabilist @PTR_K @BeTheCookie There are *way* more than oneโ€ฆ

@michaelgemar @PTR_K @BeTheCookie

the cookie is exaggerating. the vast majority of spiders are mortal.

there are only a few who from the dawn of time; moved silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last.

๐ŸŽถ Here we are
Born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe

Here we belong
Fighting to survive in a war with the darkest powers๐ŸŽถ

@BeTheCookie

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

@amiserabilist @BeTheCookie

HUMAN: I squish you now. Spider dead!

SPIDER: [slowly arising again]

SPIDER: https://youtu.be/bvGrfVlXAmY?si=EIEoGnzybv9atMR3

League of Legends - Legends Never Die (METAL cover by @jonathanymusic & @jordanradvansky)

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@BeTheCookie

There is only one spider but it is very fast