OK atheists, suppose you’re skydiving with a Christian chicken and she tells you unless you accept Jesus as your personal savior she’s going to peck your ripcord until it snaps. What would you do then, huh?
Lie
No downside, either way
Strangle the chicken.
Wait... Chickens can talk ????
and
they actually have wings and can glide quite well !
It's just too silly !