Mastodawn

Creating Low Quality Facts written in lower quality handwriting.

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@lowqualityfacts Honestly? Same tbqh

@lowqualityfacts Penguins do fly. Just ask any height fearing starfish or bottom feeder near the shores of Antarctica.

@lowqualityfacts I always thought they were like I am and don't like the airport security theater.

@lowqualityfacts speaking of facts, I just read that Henry Kissinger died of autoerotic asphyxiation

@lowqualityfacts Tom Petty wrote "Free Fallin'" after he learned this about penguins.

@lowqualityfacts "I don't even like being this tall," said a penguin available for comment at press time.

@lowqualityfacts That's probably why they prefer to travel by sliding on their bellies.

@lowqualityfacts Same, I’m actually Superman, but, fuck, that flying! 😱

@lowqualityfacts They do fly but only in high-viscosity fluids.

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@lowqualityfacts "I do not fly because I do not want to". - - Pengin Feijoo

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They fly through the water
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