ootini!

#StarWars

@yurnidiot You know, in my mind, I've always heard that as "Puccini!" Who knew that the Jawas were Earth opera lovers? 😆​😆​😆​

@SynAck @yurnidiot

Quite sure you’re correct—Puccini.🎶

@SynAck
You're mistaken. They are calling "Houdini", must be a Jawa individual who's very good at getting out of this tin can, like no one does ^^
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Better panel gaps on that one.
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This cracked me up sooo much 🤣🤣🤣
@yurnidiot except Musk would never make a bus, as he despises public transport ideologically.
@yurnidiot Musk would never allow them to make a bus, he hates public transport almost as much as he hates safety vests and poor people.
@StarkRG
@yurnidiot In accordance with the zeitgeist, reality has been replaced by satire: Meet Cybertrain (powered by Diesel instead of Hyper, runs as a shuttle instead as a loop)
https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/tesla-buys-german-railway-line-plans-passenger-trains-2/
Tesla buys German railway line, now hosting passenger trains - Trains

Tesla opened its rail line east of Berlin to passenger trains designed for use by workers at its new "Gigafactory."

Trains
@metaphil @yurnidiot That's Europe, though, they probably had to do that as a concession to socially-oriented European ideals and they probably did it without letting Musk know first. I bet he threw a fit when he found out.
@yurnidiot Biggest improvement? it can actually carry things!
@yurnidiot I always thought it was "Ootidi!" Have I had it wrong all this time? #StarWars
@redrummy @yurnidiot According to the old star wars collectable card game its actually.. Utinni!
@yurnidiot Each one has an Elon Musk engine - runs on hot air and hatred
@yurnidiot I can tell this is a joke because Musk would never have a public transport vehicle built.
@stewosch @yurnidiot If he can announce it to delay real public transport he will announce it. He just will never deliver a product.
Have a look at Hyperloop. It was his way to slow down real public transport development.
@yurnidiot All it needs is "automatic" headlights that nuke all other road users like their stupid cars do.
@yurnidiot As if! Public Transit is against Sidney Shicklegruber’s religion

@yurnidiot @cstross

You sure that just isn't a buy-and-rebadge? I heard the Jawas are a union shop...

@yurnidiot I thought it was for a sequel of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Jawas wouldnt steal Twitter car parts. Even they have standards.

@yurnidiot Calling Bob Semple... Calling Bob Semple... one of your tanks has escaped...