No, honey, the answer to your #CouplesHumor #Gotcha question is that I would not in fact choose a #catgirl #clone of you instead of you. That's just silly.
However if I had a jailbroke Strossian assembler gate that would turn you into a catgirl that WAS you, only with a #tail and claws and the ears and soft fur and a cute li'l purr? And it could turn you back again just as easy? Oh, honey, you would get WORN OUT from me chasing you back and forth through the damned thing.