Text spam has dropped significantly for me in the last month. That is, until Wells Fargo threatened to "cankle" my account. Since I don't have a WF account, I'm okay with the swollen ankle.

@hackedtobits

USPS has been bugging the crap out of me about a misdelivered package and they keep changing the dollar amount I have to pay to get it resent.

@jrdepriest I am sure they would offer you a discount if you promised to pay with Apple gift cards.