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𝗠𝗲: "Are you taking both parcels?"
𝗨𝗣𝗦: "I'm only showing one, but I can take both, and they'll scan them at the depot."
𝗠𝗲: "Are you sure?"
𝗨𝗣𝗦: "Yes."
𝗠𝗲: "Is there another UPS driver?"
𝗨𝗣𝗦: "No, I'm the only one on your route."
𝗠𝗲: "I'm confused; we have two labels; they're going to different locations."
𝗨𝗣𝗦: "Oh! The second one has just appeared on my scanner."
Of course, it has, mate.