Alice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️
The worst thing about being a programmer) developer in a galaxy far, far away is having to program in jabbascript
Oct 19, 2023 at 4:34pmWeb
Show thread🚲Oct 19, 2023
@foone All their circuits are built with BOBAFETs
Show threadInanna🇵🇸  Oct 19, 2023
@foone
Show threadSIEM ShadyOct 19, 2023
@foone Print "nee choo wanna wanga world!"
Show threadHighlandLawyerOct 19, 2023
@foone In the days of the Old Republic they programmed in Forcetran; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
Show threadklangspielOct 19, 2023
@foone Luke, use the Forth and run
Show threadkechpajaOct 19, 2023
@foone I'm surprised you don't see this joke every single day.
Show threadElMopoOct 19, 2023
@foone We all know it will be COBOL.
Show threadMitchell BerryOct 19, 2023
@ElMopo @foone
It's canon that the Death Star has a COBOL mainframe
Show threadRachel RawlingsOct 19, 2023
@foone Could be worse, could have to save everything to .jarjar files.
Show thread2xfoOct 19, 2023
@linuxandyarn @foone
Do they have a way to call these files?
jar-jar links?
Show threadBastian HodappOct 20, 2023
@foone Is it possible to learn the power of ThrawnScript for typesafety?
Show threadJonathan HolstOct 20, 2023
@foone Code is hosted on Githutt