What are the most useless things you still have memorized.

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The abridged biography of multiple now dead scientists.

7 of 9 tertiary adjunct to unimatrix zero one.

A few teenage poems, the charge of the light brigade, "do not go gentle into that good night" etc.

Every lyric to Ice T's first 4 albums and the 1st Body Count album.

The entire script to TV ads, most notably J R Hartley selling Yellow Pages, Smash mashed potatoes, Ariston, and Accrington Stanley selling milk.