#YouKnow that #People (#SomePeople I don't know) #CallMeGarry; #Sometimes #InFront of #OtherPeople I also don't know...

#Well...?

#TheyDo... I have #NoIdea why; I don't even #LookLike a #Garry

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But anyways...

Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...

#IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...

But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...

#BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...

You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...

The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...

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#Prologue: #Complete...

#ToTheStory...

I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...

#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...

I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...

#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

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#Tangentially:

My #RomanCatholicMother has #Sold #HerHouse in #TheFormerUntedKingdom; so, we've been #Clearing some of our #FamilyEffects

#BlessHer, she had #KeptHold of ALL #MyJuniorSchool #Certificates; we've #LaughedHard at the #Scale of their #Irrelevance in #TheGrandSchemeOfThings

She was a #BitCross that #MyJuniorSchool didn't offer #Spanish as a #ChosenLanguage at #TheTime; but, as I remarked (at the #Time):

"But, you're #Spanish; we #SpeakSpanish...!" In #Spanish

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#OfNote: I'd #Forgotten that #MyJuniorSchool #AthleticsAward was #Sponsored by #Walls - the #IceCreamPeople...!

#Needlesstosay, I'm #Debating (#Internally) #WhetherOrNot to #KeepHold of them; #AfterAll, I am an #AwardWinningChef (#Sponsored by #StIvelFivePints)...

I can also #Rescue a #Brick in #MyPyjamas from the bottom of a #SwimmingPool...

"We don't need no stinkin' badges" seems to be #StuckInMyHead, #Somehow...

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