PSiReN-X 
#YouKnow that #People (#SomePeople I don't know) #CallMeGarry; #Sometimes #InFront of #OtherPeople I also don't know...
#Well...?
#TheyDo... I have #NoIdea why; I don't even #LookLike a #Garry
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But anyways...
Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...
#IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...
But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...
#BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...
You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...
The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...
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#ToTheStory...
I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...
#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...
I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...
#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...
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#So... #BackToTheStory...
#DrivingHome I notice a slight #Flashing / #Shimmer from the #Headlights of the #OncomingTraffic approx. 500-metres ahead that #Suggested that #SomethingStrange was #Happening...
I #GentlySlow to #ImpulsePropulsion and, on #DoingSo, noticed the #Presence of #TwoHorses #GallopingAhead of the #OncomingTraffic, which itself was #MoreOrLess at a #DeadStop...
#IKnow this #MayNotSeem #Important; but, it is #Germane to #WhatHappenedNext...
#StayTuned...
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#OhGood; you're #StillWithMe... #WellDoneYou...
As I approach them in the #PrideOrange #WarMachine; the #TwoHorses "decide" to #AboutTurn and #Bolt back up the road from whence they came, passing all the #StationaryTraffic that was previously #BehindThem...
The #OncomingTraffic take the opportunity to #PassMeBy; but, I'm #Now at a #DeadStop while a #RatherRobust-shaped #WomanApproaches somewhat #OutOfBreath and #Swearing like a #FuckingTrooper...
#ToBeContinued... 🦄
The woman explains that her #TwoHorses had managed to #Escape from her #Stables just #DownTheRoad...
Her #LandRover was #Parked at the #Junction to her #PrivateRoad some 1,200-metres down the #MainRoad with the #HazardLights #Flashing to #Alert #OtherDrivers of a #Potential #DrivingHazard - #GoodOnHer - #SmartMove...!
I offer to #DriveHerBack down the #MainRoad and #Suggest she #KeepCalm, we'll #FixThis...
#IT's #OnlyNature being #Natural, innit...?
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At a #SlowAndSteadyPace, we #DriveTogether keeping #Alert for #Stray and #Excited #HorsesOnTheRun in #TheMiddleOfTheNight, both of the #TwoHorses were #Black... #AtNight...
We reach her #LandRover, while #IdioticTraffic ignores her #HazardNotice and #Speed around a #BlindCorner that may or may not have #TwoHorses #OnTheRoad... #NotSoWellDoneThem...
She and I both #Huff at them and #TheFutility of being a #GrownUp #Sometimes...
We #Bond a #LittleBit...
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#IT might be #Time for a #MusicalInterlude...
#BTW: #IF you #OnlyWatch #OneBondMovie: #OnHerMajestysSecretService is #TheOne to #Watch; you can #SkipTheRest...
#OHMSS has #Everything in #IT, including #DianaRigg and #TellySavalas...
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#Propellerheads: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
#BackInTheDay: #LotRO was once a #FunGame to #Play; #TheShapeOfTheSword (https://psiren.shivtr.com/ - #MyKin / #MastoInstance ≍ #Equivalence) created a #SpinOff #LotR / #JamesBond #CrossOver / #MashUp with a #SecretScore #Performed by #LesProPouletHedz
They were all #RobotChickens
#IT's a #TrueFact; but also, an #EntirelyIrrelevantFact / #FunFact; because, #LotRO is a #DeadGame, which is why #NoOneCares...
#IDigress...
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#Meanwhile... #BackAtTheStory...
We're joined by her #Sister who is also a #VerySmartPerson and between the #ThreeOfUs we #Manage to both:
A) #FindTheHorses (#BlackHorses in #TheMiddleOfTheNight, #Remember); and,
B) #Corral them back into their #Paddock...
#IT was #QuiteHelpful that I could #Park the #PrideOrange #WarMachine across #TheEntireRoad with #SuperlativeLighting and #HazardNotices; #BlockingAllTraffic while we #DidTheBusiness...
#ToBeContinued... 🦄
#So... #WhereWereWe...?
#OhYes; #ThatsIT... The #TwoHorses; #StoopidHorsies on a #WildNightOut in a #BidForFreedom from their #VeryNice, #VerySensible #Captors; #CausingMayhem on a #SaturdayNight in #TheMiddleOfTheNight in #TheMiddleOfNowhere...
Are you #KeepingUp...?
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#TheWholeOperation took #NoMore than 45-minutes during #WitchTime (#Spelling is #Deliberate and #Intentional) we've:
• #BlockedAllTraffic;
• #SavedTheHorsies / #StoopidHorsies;
• #Sworn (#QuiteALot);
• #Laughed even more;
• #SaidThankYou to #OneAnother…
At #WitchPoint the #RatherRobust-shaped #Woman then #CallsMe (of #AllPeople) a #Saint…
I’m not going to #Argue with her; but, I #MakeIT #PerfectlyClear that #That is #NotTrue…
We #BothLaugh, and then #GetOnWithOurLives…
#IT could have been #Worse; she could have called me #Garry…
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#IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) you #Liked #ThisStory / #MyStory / #TrueStory; even if you #DidNotLike #IT, I have #More...
There's one #Sat in #Limbo / #TwitterWorld that #Runs on a #VerySimilarTheme...
I'm #Debating #WhetherOrNot to #PortIT into the #MastodonSpyBalloon...
I'll have to #FindTheTime...
#DontForget: #ACAB; especially, #LocalPlods
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PSiReN-X on X
#FunnyStory #TrueStory #NoRedactions Date: Irrelevant #Time: 02:45hrs I'd been to visit a #Mate down in #CrawleyDown and was #HeadedBackHome to #Dulwich in #TheJag via the M23 As I came to #JunctionNine #Gatwick; in the #Outside/#Inside/#Outside #Lane was a #BatteredMotor...
#YouSee...
#TheOneThing (#AmongManyFactors) that #Disqualifies me from being a #Saint is...
I'm #NotDeadYet...
#TrueFact | #Portals and #SpookyStuff
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PSiReN-X (@PSiReN@vmst.io)
Attached: 4 images #SpookyGhostVoice... I am #SensingPie in #TheNearFuture... #Portals and #SpookyStuff and, maybe #Prophecy... #TheTopping will be a #HerbAndStuff... #Stuffing... Like a #HuntsmansPie... Sort of like a #HomityPie [Neither #ServeWell With #Custard]... 🧡🤖⚔️🧙🐺🧙⚔️🤖🧡
My #RomanCatholicMother has #Sold #HerHouse in #TheFormerUntedKingdom; so, we've been #Clearing some of our #FamilyEffects
#BlessHer, she had #KeptHold of ALL #MyJuniorSchool #Certificates; we've #LaughedHard at the #Scale of their #Irrelevance in #TheGrandSchemeOfThings
She was a #BitCross that #MyJuniorSchool didn't offer #Spanish as a #ChosenLanguage at #TheTime; but, as I remarked (at the #Time):
"But, you're #Spanish; we #SpeakSpanish...!" In #Spanish
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#OfNote: I'd #Forgotten that #MyJuniorSchool #AthleticsAward was #Sponsored by #Walls - the #IceCreamPeople...!
#Needlesstosay, I'm #Debating (#Internally) #WhetherOrNot to #KeepHold of them; #AfterAll, I am an #AwardWinningChef (#Sponsored by #StIvelFivePints)...
I can also #Rescue a #Brick in #MyPyjamas from the bottom of a #SwimmingPool...
"We don't need no stinkin' badges" seems to be #StuckInMyHead, #Somehow...
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Don't #AskMe why #TheBrick is #Wearing #MyPyjamas... #AnotherLongStory for #AnotherTime... Perhaps on another #TimeLine...
Have some #IceCream...
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PSiReN-X (@PSiReN@vmst.io)
Attached: 1 image #MessingWithTheTimelines | #IT's #JustAHobby... #Enjoy! #HaveADoughnut...! 🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕️🦹🍩🦄🍩🦹☕
While I am #NotPrepared to #Disclose the #SequenceOfEvents #Resulting in a #Brick wearing #MyPyjamas within #ThisThread...
I can #Reveal that I once "met" #JimmySomerville at #TheBell in #KingsCross... I was "working" #BehindTheBar... | #TrueFact
He was #MostConcerned about #TheLackOfSuitableToiletPaper in #TheLadiesLavatories...
He had a #VeryValidPoint; I #TookCare of #IT...
He said "Thank you."
#CelebrityEncounter | #BeforeTheyWereFamous
#ScottishHeritageMonth, #People...! #People, #Places and #Things...!
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#BronskiBeat: Smalltown Boy (City Gent Edit)
Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy (City Gent Edit)[zhd extended vmix/remix]
#Meanwhile...
#ThisAlsoAlsoHappened... #TrueStory
#YouTube... #Doing... What #IT's #Supposed #ToDo... #Preferably without all the #SuperfluousAds...
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#BronksiBeat: I Feel Love (7" Version)
I Feel Love (7" Version)
"I sometimes forget how lucky I am that my mother is Spanish and speaks another 7-languages fluently. I only speak five, and sometimes she forgets which ones I don't speak. In those instances, I tend to just let her babble on until she realises I don't understand what she's saying..."
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PSiReN-X (@PSiReN@vmst.io)
Attached: 1 image @MandyMay I sometimes forget how lucky I am that my mother is Spanish and speaks another 7-languages fluently. I only speak five, and sometimes she forgets which ones I don't speak. In those instances, I tend to just let her babble on until she realises I don't understand what she's saying... #TheOtherWhitePrivelege 🧙⚔️ 🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠☕