Wander ΘΔ 
- welcome to the room party!
- thanks, it's my first #furry con party. What drinks ya got?
- oh no, no, silly pup. Your friend signed you up as pet attendee, not as person. Here's your collar and we got you a nice bowl of fresh water
- waaaah? O///O
- first time at a dual role hangout? Well, you'll like knowing that we brought a few cozy dog beds since you're not allowed on furniture.
- b... bu... but..
- just enjoy yourself. There's other pups, some chew toys, you'll get plenty of head pats and if you want some snacks you can earn them from other attendees if you're a good boy and do a few tricks
- t-tricks? Like dog tri- o///o
- Good boy! Yes, you're caching on quickly. And one last thing, you're free to talk until 1 AM. Then we'll give you some mittens and it's doggy noises only for the remainder of the night.
- *secretly melts*
Southern Wolf 🐧🦀@Wander See Wolves, let this be a lesson why you don't take free handouts from humans. You wind up with this one day.
@southernwolf Can confirm, my exact species is "Canis lupus almost-familiaris-all-my-ancestors-where-hand-fed-by-humans-and-this-is-how-I-turned-out-arf-arf"