Yet another day in Manchester sifting through the drivel of the Tory Conference. All we really want to know is whether the HS2 rail link will come to our city or not. As we wait for this announcement that never seems to properly arrive, we can't help but notice how far from reality the Tories have actually become. It's as if they've all been radicalised online. We could be playing crackpot conspiracy bingo again today. Eyes down for a full house.