I can't wait for my AI generated email that gets 75% of my intent to be summarized by the recipient's AI assistant that misses the message and tells them I feel awkward ordering coffee online, when in fact I'm trying to warn them about a vulnerability in their Java web interface.
@malwarejake are you sure this hasn't already happened?
@malwarejake As an Englishman trying to communicate with Americans, I feel like I'm ahead of you on this thing of saying things in ways I never would normally, just so the recipient actually gets my message.
(And I'm sure the same is true in the other direction)

@malwarejake

lol yes... so much

Siri: Good morning Jake.
You have one new urgent message from your boss, he needs you to go down to Target and buy 5 gift cards right away. I have ordered a uber for you.
Also you have two other messages, one about snakes and another about the port being open again. I have forwarded them to the zoo and the harbourmaster.

@malwarejake @SwiftOnSecurity that’s sweet. This bag is on the house.
@malwarejake The circle will be complete

@malwarejake

The future is just one strange game of telephone.

@malwarejake @SwiftOnSecurity the footnote gag in the middle of Infinite Jest about the development of elaborate masks that both people would wear on video calls to avoid the horror of having their own faces seen in HD, except for all communication forever, yay!