Crystal"The chicken catapult isn't very reliable."
"No. Don't load children in the chicken catapult."
"That's why we only shoot it from Saskatchewan."
"I don't care what the chicken said, don't load the kid! Just the chicken!"
"You know we tried walruses, but the chickens are more amenable to getting into the catapult. You know, walrus don't fit as easily."
"What is with you and kids? You can't put them in the submarine hold. That's the torpedo tube, which is where you load the chickens."