It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

Let’s see if I go “viral” with a Tweet I straight up stole from Matt Roller (@/rolldiggity) (October 15, 2011)

Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on Twitter.

lol it really is going beyond my mutuals. Please believe me, I’m not doing it for the clout. I was making a meta joke.

Still, I’m not going to delete or edit it. 😶

@puffer and also for being boneless, apparently.
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The Internet does not disappoint. Random curiosity left me wondering about the origin of the tunnel painted on the wall gag. It was the first Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon to feature Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote, Fast and Furry-ous, released September 17, 1949. Now you know. Shout out to musical direction by the great Carl Stalling. Meep, meep! https://vimeo.com/560466979

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@VisualStuart @puffer scientifically one would first say "cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic"

With that out of the way, road runner is weaving through the wall at a subatomic level, moving so fast that the electrons and protons don't even connect but rather seamlessly weave through the matter of the wall.

What we would know think of as a self-teleportation unit.

Mystery solved.

@puffer I blame his publicist
@puffer With one paint brush and one can of paint
@puffer OMG just realized this… Wile E. Coyote invented deepfakes.
@puffer I was always rooting for Wile E., because that road runner was just a dick.
@puffer I weep not for how he is remembered, for he painted only in pursuit of violence.
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Faster than Bob Ross too!
@puffer what about his survival skills?
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And inspiring an endless line of bizarre (if not very successful) inventions by Acme.
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@puffer Or his determination to keep trying, no matter what.
@puffer an underrated master of trompe l’oeil
@puffer I mean it's a valid point..

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as a child I was taught to admire his dogged determination in pursuit of seemingly impossible goals, and against seemingly endless setbacks.

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... yeah, "seemingly", is how I was taught it. reagan was in the whitehouse, and fears of the Apocalypse lurched and lumbered about the earth.

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Weirdly at this moment the post beneath yours on #explore uses a #wileecoyote #avatar.

That poster would be josef@Jk

@puffer done in mere seconds no less!
@puffer I thought for his groundbreaking experiments on gravity.

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One of his tunnel renderings is on my profile along with "free bird seed" to attract Twitter-ers

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Still baffles me to this day: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all of that Acme stuff, then why didn't he just order dinner?

@shoozejim @puffer I once read a literary deconstruction of the entire Roadrunner/Coyote universe that happened to address this point. It was brilliantly written, and funny, I wish I could find it again.

TL;DR: Coyote is being punished in hell.
@puffer especially with just one can of paint!
@puffer @lochnix this made me remember that someone painted a roadrunner and a 3D tunnel in a wall in Juazeiro (Bahia/Brasil) and memes ensued.