The legend of giants moths and flying bugs.
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Time to make an omelette for Ultraman.
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Cosmos? Are they going to murder Godzilla with finger lasers?
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Oh. He's gotta be a BLACK Mothra. *sigh*
Wait. An ancient civilization built a Weather Dominator?
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"Oh a giant egg. Is it heavy?"
She ain't heavy, she's my Mothra.
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Behold! A pointier caterpillar!
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Battra's favorite video game? Castle Crashers.
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M A S E R T A N K S ! !
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I love Battra. Despite being a guy walking on his knees as a pointy bug, he feels more menacing to me than Destroyah did.
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"It's big. Something big's approaching."
Now in an American movie about divorce that would be a set up for a mother-in-law joke.
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BOAT FIGHT!!!!
Fight Club on a ship might not be the best idea guys.
Also isn't this almost exactly like the boat stuff in Godzilla vs King Kong?
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"What Godzilla gonna do!?"
HAH! That line was delivered almost exactly like,
"What the dog doin`?"
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It is weird to me that 9 times out of 10 larva Mothras always do better against Godzilla or other kaiju than fully grown butterfly Mothras do.
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Battra heard there was a fight! He's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But he can't open the gum wrapper.
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Battra, "Fuck you." *yeets Mothra into the sky*
Battra, "Fuck you." *blows up a barge*
"Battra, "And fuck you!" *lightning blasts Godzilla*
Divorced Indiana Jones, "Oh no they're getting pissed off."
Ya think?
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A grub half his size is kicking the shit out of Godzilla in the ocean. His home turf!
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The volcano doesn't stop the fight. It just causes an intermission in the title match tonight.
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The underwater volcano fight looks so violent and powerful. Despite or possibly because it's obscured by lava glow and bubbles. One of my favorite kaiju fights of all time.
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Did they fuck? Did the divorced couple get back together before we are even halfway into this movie?
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Greedy gaijin industrialist!
"One... million dollars."
"Lol nope."
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"Psychics" hate news radio. Facts are just bad vibes.
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If Mothra is summoned by an ancient folk song, maybe Battra should be summoned by a different music genre.
Rap Battle? Death Metal? Techno?
No, techno should be saved for a MechaGodzilla.
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Mothra is going on a Diet. HAH!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Diet_Building

Wow. Godzilla has a shit tonne of pyro for his second entrance tonight. This is going to be his Wrestlemania moment.
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BY GAWD THAT'S GODZILLA MUSIC! HE IS BACK IN THIS MOVIE AND HE IS GOING TO BREAK A BUG IN HALF!
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That spinning conference table is very Ultraman science team headquarters looking. I love it.

Godzilla can swim through a river of molten shit and come out clean.
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"General. Godzilla is black."
"What's that?"
Okay that's not what he said, but the audio mix isn't that great. And yes Godzilla has never been green. he's always a dark charcoal black/grey.
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Godzilla's entrance: EXPLOSIONS! FIRE! PYRO INFERNO!
Mothra entrance. Songs and fairies and magical fairy dust
Battra entrance: FUCK YEAH DRUMS AND PYRO! LIGHTNING AND AND THUNDER!
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Godzilla is battling TIE fighter noises coming from attack helicopters with wings? What?
Meanwhile: MOTH FIGHT!!
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"OH NO!"
That was the most cartoonish line delivery in the dub. Fantastic work.
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Chekov's giant ferris wheel.
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A bug just squashed Godzilla with a building.
Godzilla has fallen! Now Battra is your king of the monsters!
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NOW KISS!
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Now even the divorced nature gods are getting back together.
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Battra pulled a Spider-man and saved Mothra from being swapped by a ferris wheel.
They've become "friends"
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Godzilla is scared of heights. You should not be teasing him with a ferris wheel. The bugs are bullying a big fire snorting lizard.
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Godzilla. Are you a mustard vampire?
Wow how is Battra not dead right here? Godzilla has almost bitten and blasted his head off.
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Lights out for Battra...
A fuck off into the sea drop worked for King Ghidorah, it will work here too.
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Wait. Battra's job is to stop extraterrestrial threats to Earth? Well then why were we treating him like a threat at all in this movie? Battra was the true hero of this film.
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