This is much deeper than your typical bumper sticker.
@c_dan4th I'd rather want a Bumper Sticker saying: If you can read this, you are neglectfully close!

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I've always wanted to get one of those LED dot matrix displays in the rear window so I can customize my messaging...

@float13 @c_dan4th *nodds in agreement*

Those LED bars are nifty and telling some honking asshat who doesn't accept that I won't overtake cyclists in an unsafe manner will make them.shit bricks if they get told to pull over... ^^

#NotLegalAdvice but it's only.impersonation If I were to claim to be police.
But seriously, don't do that if said sign does not have any certification.

@c_dan4th How can ace be one and eleven? What kind of god could allow this?
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@trabern
I've got one for you.
@mizblueprint @c_dan4th @trabern Read a banned book. That'll really show you're rebellious.
@erininstereo
@c_dan4th @trabern
And give some thought to which banned book you will become when Fahrenheit 451 comes to pass.
@c_dan4th Ha. I saw one of those a couple of years ago and also had to snap a photo. Note the last one has no question mark, changing the meaning slightly.
@elithebearded @c_dan4th Are these from a shop in Seattle somehwere? Because I snapped this picture of a similar vintage (early 90's) Ford Ranger with Washington plates.
@zyphane @c_dan4th I don't know where they are from but I took my photo a few blocks from the Space Needle
@elithebearded @c_dan4th That sticker really does not fit on the Toyota Hilux. Their engines are known to be one of the best with regards to reliability. 
@soupglasses @c_dan4th
Reliable and understandable are different things. If you think you understand how an engine works, maybe you are not thinking hard enough. Why do gases expand to move the cylinder? It's the same elements in the same quantities.
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The askew placement elevates this to art
@c_dan4th i don't remember these lyrics from once in a lifetime
@c_dan4th I'm, generally, opposed to bumper stickers, but this is one I could support
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Do cars even have bumpers any more?

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"Who invented liquid soap and why?"

@c_dan4th I must drive tomorrow, my anxiety levels are over the moon... and this sticker helps
@c_dan4th ah, good old theodicy where it doesn't belong :)
https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1670#comic
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Was

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Was

@c_dan4th What is car? Baby, don't hurt me
@c_dan4th @federicomena it could be augmented by a line asking if the crookedness makes your brain ache to straighten it.
@c_dan4th @vmstan too bad this is on a reliable car ;o)
@c_dan4th Why isn't there one final "?" ?
@c_dan4th Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?