Don't let the fog of bullshit cover this.

It's Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties. Show some gumption, afore the mast, ye scurvy lot.

::pops cork off rum bottle with teeth, spits it away, takes a satisfying swig::

#TalkLikeAPirateDay

International Talk Like A Pirate Day – Sept. 19, every year since 2002