I had to kiss a lot of toads before I found one that got me high enough.
@Alice there's a certain family guy song you should hear about giving up the toad.
@gocu54 One of my goals is making it through my entire life without seeing an episode of Family Guy.
@Alice @gocu54 good goal. You're already actually funny and don't have to be mean to try and get a laugh.
@Alice @gocu54 I have friends who watch family guy, so I don't have to
@glasspusher @Alice Fair enough.
@gocu54 @Alice not to rain on your parade!
@glasspusher @Alice Not a problem my friend. you didn't rain on anything of mine.
@Alice @gocu54 I'm glad Seth atoned for it by making The Orville.
@Alice @gocu54
The first three seasons do have their meri–[BLOCKED]

@Alice

I see in your future - you will write a great motivational speech about persistence.

@Alice

(toad in my mouth and one in each hand)

Muherthuck

@amiserabilist @Alice

The myth of "consensual" licking

👩 I consent
🐸 I consent

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

👷‍♂️​ I don't!

@Alice

Go Bufo Bufo, from the Get-Go!

Toads now have a marketing team!