I tried to eat cat mom's pin cushion 😱while she was sewing🪡🧵 up the GIANT HOLE I chewed in her orange blanket. She had to move with lightening speed ⚡to get me to drop it before I ate any of the pins. Freaked her RIGHT out. I'm increasingly aggressive if I even think there MAY be food around. No doubt, at some point mom touched the pin cushion with food atoms on her fingers. Pincushion can't be out when I'm in the room. 🧷🪡#CatsOfMastodon

@666k9s Sheesh, Betty! chew on your Dad's shoes, but not on the pin cushion ...

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@Lojie Oh, didn't leave dad out of my feeding frenzy. I dragged one of shirts out of the laundry basket that had a 🌮Taco Bell lunch stain on it. I removed it for him! 🌮🌮