Hey, Trump!
Cheer up, Cheeto Jesus, you’ve inspired a timely take on a Pointer Sisters classic:

🎼I’ve been indicted,
And I just can’t fight it;
I’m about to lose my shit;
My Depends can’t hide it!

Lady Justice is going to kick your insurrectionist ass. Next, you’ll be…
🎼 “Singing in the Arraignment!” ☔️
#DonaldTrump #JackSmith #January6 #ImSoIndicted #PointerSisters #ImSoExcited

@BPStuart
While a good and timely rhyme, I feel sad that you sullied a great group and song by conflating them with that person.

@MHowell

Au contraire, mon amie.
The very purpose of the litany was the anticlimactic character of the last line. It was effective.

Merci.