Robby K
StefanMastodon is so complicated. Those 2 million active users must be the smartest people in the world.
Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]@stefan oh if only
@mike how many rocket engines have you built? At least 3 to manage a post on this delicate and complex system of toots.
@stefan I burned my eyebrows off with some home-made fireworks once, does that count?
@mike on you are clearly touched by the divine and post with the authority of a higher power. How else could you understand this interface?
@stefan my mum always said I was special
Alex ๐ง๐ฎ๐๐ชฟ
@mike @stefan
No, I'm sorry solid rocket motors don't count. Anyone can mix ammonium perchlorate composite propellant, put it in a nozzled tube, and launch it. Rocket engines on the other hand use liquid fuels that require cryogenic temperatures or high pressures to contain.
Try propane and nitrous oxide - then please retoot back with your results. (Wear safety goggles)
Tam@MisterMadge @mike @stefan I mixed bleach and ammonia once, in an attempt to get the house REALLY clean. Is this similar, and does it count?
@TamNZ @MisterMadge @stefan well you''ve manage to post here, so I think it's clear you're one of us.
PixiePancake
LAUREN@stefan @andypiper I just do what the smart people do.
Jeff the Alien@stefan i r teh smart
Sevro 
@stefan Can confirm, since Iโm using it, this is not the case ๐คฃ
Marmar โ๏ธ
Phil 
@stefan yurp
iceandfire@stefan my mom keeps telling me Iโm special ๐ค
@iceandfire she was right!
Allan Chow@stefan maybe stubborn
@grumpasaurus too smart to know better!
Pixel Dunn
Roge@stefan I really thought as easy as Twitter. But Iโm new here, so I donโt have a deep opinion.
@roge clearly you are a genius.
MyOpinion@stefan We are the geniuses of the internets.
Joerg Droege 
@stefan Not really. Once you get the decentralized concept, itโs super easy!
donkardos
SkyfaR@stefan thank you ๐
Dominik ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฆ๐ช๐บ๐ฅ๐ข
One Meat Ball โ๏ธ@stefan Honestly I've been using it for almost a year and I'm still figuring it out. But I certainly think its better than what X has become.
Slim Bill (He/Him)@stefan
It's a testament to the power of individuals when we're not smothered by a barrage of ads.
Mastodon gives us time and space to think, rather than just react and emote.
It's a testament to the power of individuals when we're not smothered by a barrage of ads.
Mastodon gives us time and space to think, rather than just react and emote.
Juliafin
Sheogorath@stefan And the people following me proof that every day!!1!
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โ@PeterCxy @sheogorath lets start. You're the president.
ElBe@stefan If you wanna get a job, just say "I'm smart, I use Mastodon."
alternative_beโ
๐๐ป@alternative_be and pretty dumb!
Doug Warren@stefan
I didn't find picking a Mastodon instance that complicated. I just looked through the list and picked the anarcho-cannibal-dadaist collective that seemed the least interested in forcing me personally to adopt anarchism, cannibalism, or dadaism.
I didn't find picking a Mastodon instance that complicated. I just looked through the list and picked the anarcho-cannibal-dadaist collective that seemed the least interested in forcing me personally to adopt anarchism, cannibalism, or dadaism.
@DougWar40k sounds impossible!
DirtyOldTown@stefan Folks show up expecting this to be as content-rich as peak Twitter, with everyone they could ever want to follow already here as active users, ready to be added in bulk with a few clicks. I mean, yeah, it seems frustrating in that context.
But Twitter when it was new didn't have the ease and reach of peak Twitter, either. So.
@dirtyoldtown totally. I was there. early twitter was kind of bad!
Xiuwen@stefan Thanks for cheering up our mornings! ๐
@__icoder__ too smart to upload a profile image? :P
@stefan Not too smart, but, too handsome :P
Pierre Le Bec โ๐ป@stefan Mastodon is very difficult. Pouet and RePouet ...
emurphy42@stefan Well, you're not wrong.
Supportive Tree-based lifeformNow, let me tell you my 29 step process for viewing more than 100 posts on x.com....
Rui Alf Kerensky Chaves@stefan
Indeed.
Either that, or we're all just stumbling blindly everywhere, banging our shins on interesting posts every now and then. ๐
Indeed.
Either that, or we're all just stumbling blindly everywhere, banging our shins on interesting posts every now and then. ๐
aberl๐ณ๏ธโ๐โ
@stefan I feel seen.
Still, I think UX and accessibility of mastodon should improve
Still, I think UX and accessibility of mastodon should improve
The Lichtenbergian@stefan Well, I don't like to brag, but...
@stefan ...but I was often shunned on the playground.
@Lichtenbergian time to plan your revenge from a volcano lair.