Let’s talk about #CharlotteOwen - a 🧵
She’s 30, and has been appointed to the House of Lords FOR LIFE.

There is a super injunction on her, meaning that nobody in the UK media can talk about her, how she got appointed to the House of Lords, and her connection to #BorisJohnson

@DTJackson How does a thing like that even happen? It just stinks of scandal and back room deals.

@StumpyTheMutt @DTJackson You mean Eau d' UK politics?

The new perfume, available from your nearest Tory section?