The rites of passage for every IT worker:

"The Aurora" - Being in the presence of a malfunctioning computer automagically fixes it.

Sixth Sense - Correctly and accurately guess the break that took down the network.

Remote Brick - Successfully knock yourself out of the network by configuring the wrong port on a remote switch.

"Wanna see me do it again?" - Successfully reboot a device and have it come back before your network monitoring detects it as down.

@eleix i have remote bricked myself so many times while setting up networking it’s fucking embarrassing
@eleix Blood Sacrifice - Defeat printer DRM chip that bit you while being removed from its cage (happened to me)
@eleix I've had the aurora when someone tries to show me something that's not working with their system

@eleix *checks all four boxes*

My aurora powers are strong…

@eleix You forgot when you ask for someone's help and then when you come back... the system is working fine, making you sound crazy.... only for it to stop working again