Behold the best election flyer in British political history. They’re hitting Uxbridge doormats at this very moment! #VOTEBINFACE #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip
@CountBinface Well they voted #Boristheliar into Parliament so why not?
@CountBinface
It's tomorrow ? !!! News not covering the bye-election much, too interested in other stories. At least you still have a bank account.
Get Hand Dryer Done! This will save £350 million a week!
errm, best wishes and break a microphone stand or something.

@CountBinface @PleaseCaption

I know it's a lot to caption a flyer, but some folks would love to read them and an image description for Binface. I mean the blue Led slit for his vision alone is pretty awesome.

Let folks with vision issues join in the fun. 😊

Can’t disagree with his manifesto:
Bring back Ceefax
Price cap croissants at £1
Give royal palaces to the homeless

@CountBinface #CountBinface #VoteBinface

@CountBinface I'm going to vote for you and I don't even live there.

@CountBinface

At a time like this, I wish I lived in Uxbridge and South Ruislip. You'd get my vote.