Shawna MacJul 19, 2023
Low Quality Facts

I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

Jul 18, 2023 at 2:43pmWeb
Show threadDysJul 18, 2023

@lowqualityfacts "There isn't enough people in the world for this!"

Sounds to me like there isn't enough ambition either. Live your dreams!

Show threadGavin Lux EnjoyerJul 18, 2023
@thisisdys @lowqualityfacts find someone who supports your dreams!
Show threadMuradJul 19, 2023

@thisisdys @lowqualityfacts Agreed. In the words of an esoteric early 2000's exploratory philosophy movement:

"Reach for the stars
Climb every mountain higher
Reach for the stars
Follow your heart's desire
Reach for the stars
And when that rainbow's shining over you
That's when your dreams will all come true..."

Show threadFinley ⓋAug 14, 2023
@thisisdys @lowqualityfacts There aren't enough people in the world with THAT attitude!
Show threadTrading Places ResearchJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts only 9,999,999,997 to go
Show threadAdamJWestAug 15, 2023
@TradingPlacesResearch @lowqualityfacts beat me to it 😂
Show threadWalter ThinmanJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts the solution to this is the same as the solution to the birthday candle problem as you get older. Just as you let each single candle represent x number of candles, each boost can be equal to x boosts.
Show threadJudy Olo 🚫⚠️kakistocracy🌊Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
I represent 5 billion people, so you are half done. Find another me and, voila, tell the g-friend you triumphed. 😊😊💕😊
Show threadBunNICKula🇨🇦Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
9,999,999,990 to go.
Show threadLow Quality FactsJul 18, 2023
@intothewestaway So close.
Show threadBunNICKula🇨🇦Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
On a scale from 1 to a googleplex... I'd say pretty darn close.
Show threadJohn FrenchJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Only playing along because your post is funny. Your GF is clearly smart. Sounds like she’s a keeper. Happy #caturday (because every day is Caturday for my felines).
Show threadDoug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts But first: what did you bet?
Show threadLow Quality FactsJul 18, 2023
@SonofaGeorge My best kidney.
Show threadJohn ToomeyJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I love that this implies you have at least three kidneys, if you read it like a grammar nerd. :D
Show threadAmin Hollon 🇺🇸🇲🇾🇮🇳🇦🇫Sep 8, 2023

@yarkitude @lowqualityfacts

Their secret? Not all of those kidneys were *originally* theirs.

Show threadBenJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Only nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred seventy-four to go. We can do this!
Show threadCyberCatBytesJul 18, 2023
MEOWMEWMEWMROWR CATS!1!1!!
Show threadSiobhán McElduffJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts 38 so far - you're nearly there!
Show threadAidanK 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts At 45 boosts already, you are well on your way.
Show threadNicolas Vivant Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts ratio
Show threadSloan StudioJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts But how many bot accounts are there? Infinite!!!
Show threadDragon-sided DJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Hacker community: /challenge accepted/
Show threadMcDyerJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
I was going to help, but you're at 69 so I can't. Sorry, my hands are tied.
Show threadᕲᗩᖇᖽᐸᘿᘉᘿᕲᑢᕼᗩSᘻAug 14, 2023

@Mcdyer @lowqualityfacts

Dems da rulez. 😀

Show threadZalasur 🐸🇺🇦Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts 20 billion? Pfft, those are rookie numbers. Let's go for TREE(3) boosts.
Show threadFeralRobotsJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts "Don't humor him!"
Show threadsqrt(-1)Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts so let approve the the time-travel signal boost pull-request that is going to be implemented any time soon (or past)
Show threadm0xEEJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts So you are in fact Fishy, pretending you're human and Ruby is your girlfriend! You've been playing us the entire time! And this is just a pretext to show us how amazing you look together. Oh you! 😼
Show threadJonathan PolleyJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts @flargh 2^214 is way over 10 billion. I think it’s called “the algorithm.”
Show threadMortSinyxJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts, was bout to boost but then realized me ain’t part of the mastodon community
Show thread🇪🇺 Paul Schoonhoven 🍋🍉Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts excuse accepted!
  
Show threaderroJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts These cats are good cats I am happy
Show threadNow @christinkallama@hcommonsJul 18, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Within what time frame?

Show threadpuzdeyJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Удачи, брат ! 👍
Show threadFanghJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Is that a technique to federate all the instances through this toot ?
Show threadEddie McCabeJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts 🤣
Show threadIvidapp Avidapp എല്ലായിടത്തും!Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Woah woah woah .....hold on...let me boost 😂😂🤣
Show threadCoffee (Team CW)Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Bold. So who gets your girlfriend should you lose this bet?
Show threadWallabyWatchJul 22, 2023
@Coffee @lowqualityfacts sick question dude
Show threadVisions of NapaJul 18, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Our cat, Empress of the Universe, says "Thou shalt boost, unboost and reboost the cats of @lowqualityfacts. Go forth and be boostful."

#cat #CatsOfMastodon

Show threadsilverwizardJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Are you *trying* to make me invent ten billion fake actors and crush mstdn.social by accident?
Show threadfbievan (Powered by Pizza)Jul 18, 2023
@silverwizard @lowqualityfacts that's what I thought... Lol
Show thread⁂Krafty⁂ #NoKingsJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Based on the amount of boosts this post has gotten since you posted, it will take approximately 126.25 years at the current boosts/minute.
Show thread⁂Krafty⁂ #NoKingsJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I believe in the power of the Fediverse though so I think we can cut it down to around 114.33 if we really try!
Show threadThomas HerrmannJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts People are so boostgeil. We should favorite more.
Show threadEtherAndRhumJul 18, 2023

@lowqualityfacts Imma paws what I was doing for this. Not getting up though.

#cats #catsofmastodon #blackcats #kitten #minimumeffort

Show threadSpeculaterJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts this is the content I pay for!
Show threadDonThomJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Fuck it, might as well try!
Show thread张先生Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Show threadNihl L'AmasJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts She doesn't believe in your dreams. Dump her.
Show threadJaageriJul 18, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

She is right.

Show threadCurtis WilcoxJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
There you go, all the proof you need. Congratulations!
Show threadEnron HubbardJul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts brb, building a botnet
Show threadAris Leepvogel, gelukzoeker ✅Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts You know this ain't twitter, right?
Show threadNoctisEqui 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇪🇹🏳️‍🌈Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
Pretty kitties! They look sweet too.
Show threadWallabyWatchJul 22, 2023
@NoctisEqui @lowqualityfacts they are killers and you know it
Show thread gravitos Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts its advised to add #catsofmastodon tag to this post, so more cat enjoyers see it
Show thread🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥Jul 18, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
🥥 I'm going to quietly walk past all the valid reasons to boost this clever toot with its well-composed #AltText to simply say, "Fishy" is an absolutely wonderful name for a #TuxedoCat. Also I like how well the two cats are getting along with each other. 🥥