MONDAY CHALLENGE

Post something more likable than Ron DeSantis

* multiple submissions welcome *

@flexghost
This is objectively funny

@noondlyt and true

Now POST!

@flexghost
I will. Looking for a colonoscopy post.

@Enema_Cowboy

Um

Verified.

I like liver and onions

@flexghost I like it too, but I rarely meet anyone else that likes it.
@ViciousBabushka @flexghost Well, sure, because ham and pineapple pizza is actually pretty good. (I apologize in advance if this means we can't be friends.)
vegetarian beans at DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.

@flexghost pho burrito

@bourgeoibee

Um

That looks amazing.

@flexghost Its alright, its kinda like a big spring roll with tortilla. I liked picking out each ingredient and eating them individually more. Im picky af though.
@JJKrawczyk yeah but that song is actually good
@flexghost
More for the rick rolling than the actual song 🙃

@flexghost Hey! The moment you're an odd, dry candy that's mysteriously been commercially available for almost two centuries, then you can go around insultingly comparing it to De Santis.

But until that day...

@flexghost Seasonal allergies, dog sh*t, traffic… You know what, just about anything is more likable than DeSantis.
@flexghost More likeable than Ron DeSantis? This is what database programmers call a trivial search.
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@flexghost this lil dude is very likeable indeed. He's about 9 months old and would like to crawl in your shirt and go to sleep.
@flexghost I would post a picture of a colonoscopy, but that would be gross.
@flexghost Colonoscopy photos will get me banned.
@flexghost Memories of the NECCO factory in Cambridge in the 90s. From Wikipedia.
Alas, the old company died while trying to survive in a Revere, MA location and maybe resurrected as a corporate zombie