@markarayner Suddenly "salad days" acquires a whole new meaning, and it's adorable.
@markarayner Can we call that a hot dog with lettuce?

@markarayner

This has been a public service announcement to wash your watercress.

@markarayner "Waiter, there's a dog in my salad!"

#ObviousReplyIsObvious

@raphael_fl @markarayner
"I'm going to have to charge you extra for that"
@raphael_fl @markarayner
And of course... "Waiter, what's this dog doing in my salad?"
"The doggie paddle"
@raphael_fl @markarayner There it is! I knew somebody else had to think of this too!😝😝😝
@markarayner poor girl is dealing with kennel cough
@markarayner If only this is socially acceptable for humans😩 that looks too good

@markarayner

That's one way to beat the heat! πŸ˜‚πŸ•

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