Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.
Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.
Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.
Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.
Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.
Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.
@lowqualityfacts not low quality fact.
high.
@lowqualityfacts Define billionaire:
#1 A person with more money than they can count.
#2 One that has a lot of property that they never manage to use.
#3 An individual with a hell of a lot of zero's in their life
#4 Someone with less friends than Billy No Mates.
#5 The minorety crying for help to get their heads out of their own assholes.
@lowqualityfacts The best part?
Threads was made by Meta - which is, of course, Facebook, the company we all rage-hated LAST year.
And BlueSky was created by the same guy who created the original Twitter - who we all hated when it started out - and now is only letting people join by invite causing the rats trying to leave the ship to literally fight with each other.
Then there's Twiter, being turned into WeChat by a petulant man-child with the attention span of a squirrel.
Good times.
Also that's a #HighQualityFact...
Can you imagine the audacity, the profound lack of humanity or humility, it takes to be a billionaire and think "this is fine; I deserve this -- I earned this"?