Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.

Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.

Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 My #billionaire can beat your billionaire in a #CageFight if his mother lets him. 🥥