Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.

Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.

Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.

@lowqualityfacts to be fair, Bluesky has a wall between them and the former billionaire. but ya, no billionaire supports me ... oh oops except for the vc's paying for my day job...
@lowqualityfacts the reason you have to take money from billionaires sometimes is because they pretty much have all of it.