Low Quality FactsThreads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.
Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.
Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.
Luna Tatsutora@lowqualityfacts I'm sorry, I was expecting low quality facts, not the truth... I want to speak to this accounts manager! *Insert Karen rant here that I can't replicate cause I'm not that much of a jerk*