Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.

Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.

Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.

@lowqualityfacts *High* Quality Facts
@old_baby @lowqualityfacts Are you broken or hacked? These are not the low quality facts I signed up for!
@darren @old_baby @lowqualityfacts Neither did I! 🤨