Uncle Dukethe idea of being visited by aliens lost its appeal when i realized they’d likely just be some other planet’s asshole billionaires
ExceptPass@UncleDuke1969 on the other hand, takes some of the stress out of first contact.
Oh shit, we accidentally murdered the first visitor to our planet, the aliens are going to annihilate us… Wait, you’re cool with it? Massive arsehole you say? No, no, the parade isn’t necessary, you’re welcome.