...Ace Detective? Are you stupid or something?cishet techbros think fedi is failing because nobody interacts with their posts
they don't know the secret:
clears throat
meow
y'all this is literally my 3rd stupidest post stop interacting π
kurbiis
harper@thememesniper facst have got to be interacted with
Kat 
@thememesniper this is the true secret of fedi. Dumb shit goes far here
RichardInSandy@thememesniper what were the other two ?
@richardinsandy i'm not too proud of them and they've already been deleted
Coo-Ops
Robin Syl πΈ
@thememesniper we're proving your point!
Ronflaix
Reina 
@thememesniper Chu bwought dis upon youwsewf. Chu hab onwy youwsewf to ffank. Meow meow meow
Ikani@thememesniper suffer our attention ~
Gordon Fawks@thememesniper no.
Also *nickers*
Rotfarm@thememesniper prr-prr
Jon A. Cruz@thememesniper ~~nyaaa~~
chaos catgirl artic β€οΈshe/her
ShittyKopper
Matty Zero, foxalicious enby
Gawdl3y@zerofox @thememesniper *dragon noises*
AsHperson
irth 
@thememesniper miau (im on thin ice)
Sir Smooch III
fluffery 
@thememesniper can we get a nya~
@thememesniper so true
Alex von Kitchen
Rachel, Femme Doux Naturel
Lauren Hetherington@thememesniper meowdy pardner
Allie
Alex 
@thememesniper Nya! mew mew nya!
Kristina, adherent of the void
cam β° your local ram
Adam βSolid Assβ James
Mi@PapaShittyCams @thememesniper yeah so thighs is another one /hj
12 Freya it/itsππΉπ π©@thememesniper consider as a higher-level alternative: <grabs microphone> nyaaaaaaaaaa
Cat News@12 @thememesniper ꡬμμ΄ μΌμ
@cat_news @thememesniper what is that? our screenreader disagrees with reading that
@12 @thememesniper oh sorry! That is Hangul (Korean alphabet) in english alphabet it would sound something like 'goyangi yowng' which means 'cat meow'
Shambolic Matter
Dasnya@thememesniper MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Farah@thememesniper Fedi is like if Tumblr shitposts went to college - totally bonkers, mildly infuriating, 100% wholesome
Joker
catraxx 
@thememesniper mao 
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rick
Psy Chuan 
Evil Shadow π΅β 
@thememesniper this post worked so well that it fell in my timeline on my main at outerheaven.club
Luna Tatsutora
EichiπΊ
holly@thememesniper
although I am (afaik) cishet, I agree wholeheartedly.
mew
Loy Hena
Laura πΌβ@thememesniper miau! (it0s a Spanish cat)
yaya
Opalium@thememesniper The code word! Quick, boost this!
Treble Sketch 
π@thememesniper *nodsnods* indeed
Efi (nap pet) π¦π€@thememesniper if nobody interacts with cishet techbros maybe they can just stop being cishet techbros imo
Raptor 
@thememesniper lol, if I had a nickel for every twitter techbro "trying it out" over here and complaining about lack of interaction...all while having posted literally nothing but a handful of repetitive old memes and tired jokes, and not commenting, boosting, or interacting with anyone else, i'd have at least $5
They literally don't know anything other than gaming an algo to boost visibility, actual conversation isn't what they want, they want fake internet points.
BenBE@thememesniper meow. ;)
elizabeth veldon
