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Missing The PointBreaking: US Coast Guard detects βbangingβ noises from hermetically-sealed Twitter.
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Akire@fonecokid @MissingThePt but only for one second because of the limitation π
John Caveney woke is meπ οΈ
Patrick Coyle@MissingThePt Navy detected implosion 3 days ago.
WillTootMaybe@MissingThePt banger toot
joosteto
Kiss.My.Grits πΊπ² + π§ + β½
Oliver SchafeldBut, but isn't he an expert on submarines?
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Cassandrich@oliver_schafeld But he called the guy who actually knew how to rescue him a pedo so.. π€·
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Craig Mcgee@MissingThePt better go break it open to find out what's going on in there! the coastguard might keep it secret though, like they kept a sexual asault probe secret. saw that yesterday!
Frank Skornia@MissingThePt Obviously the US Navy's top secret microphones detected an implosion and complete collapse of Twitter infrastructure 3 days ago, but didn't think it important to report yet.
MaybeMyMonkeys@MissingThePt the sound of a race to the bottom
Simon Brooke@MissingThePt It's imploded.
gavinisdie 
Twittergate Titan
A. RiveraLOL π€£
AT-AT Assault π³οΈββ§οΈIn case anyone doesn't understand the joke: Twitter no longer lets you view twitter if you are not logged into a twitter account. Anyone still using it as a news outlet is dumb.
Dan Riley@atatassault @MissingThePt even logged in I keep getting βrate limit exceededβ?
nadin brzezinskiWell, I guess it's a good thing I only use twitter to keep up with @ErinInTheMorn
@atatassault @MissingThePt @ErinInTheMorn it was valuable for those of us following the Ukraine Russia war. Letβs take a minute to see her go under the waves
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EarthOne@MissingThePt π
Done and dusted.
emmasrandomthoughts
Helgi Crookehorne@MissingThePt the joke gets even better when I say I can't see Musk's tweets even with an account. It just sunk and not working. Except maybe for Blue subscribers
Tim Ashley π³οΈβπ@MissingThePt
And what a bloody catastrophe that's been all day ........π¬
And what a bloody catastrophe that's been all day ........π¬
Jesse@MissingThePt @WarnerCrocker Well if itβs devolved into a sex party, that helps explain why people are sticking around. (eew, sticking)
Warner Crocker
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John BurnsThe Navy picked up a sound anomaly more than a year ago... That might have been an implosion.
The Real OgBallaz@MissingThePt Twitter is on decline lol
Mario BariΕ‘a 
@MissingThePt legit the worst platform, can we let the big tech die already
James Fallows@MissingThePt "The plan is to basically pave over the area and just get on with our lives"
Jon A. Cruz
Eric the Black and Gold@MissingThePt I just escaped and landed here....
lostwithdragons 
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Matt@MissingThePt I just went to Twitter for the first time in a long while to post this pic comment on every tweet complaining about this
JMaverickJacks1@MattFerrel @MissingThePt π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
@MissingThePt @Saysdana ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π€£π€£π€ͺπ€ͺπππ₯¬
ebbtide@MissingThePt If a blue bird crashes and burns in the woods, does anyone hear it? (or give a shit).
Pamela Ehn@MissingThePt I wish there was a laugh react button here.
daryl 
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Stu Duerson, machina exo deusAnd the oxygen ran out of it, about 10 months ago.
Some things just don't know how to die properly.
Michael Hartle@MissingThePt The originally intended destination of Twitter at the time of its web disappearence is still unknown. The maximum depth of rock bottom in this region has not yet been established, either.
Ketav@MissingThePt Talking of implosions, grab yourselves some popcorn, we're about to witness one π
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Pam Nash@MissingThePt itβs actually funny here! (I was able to get out)
Lau Ashling
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@MissingThePt ice cold. I like it
Jair@MissingThePt π€£π€£
ΛdΓ€lfΙnβ’π¬ π₯ π@MissingThePt Omg that made me laugh so hard π€£π
Darla Norris@MissingThePt π€£ππ€£π
MasterDim@MissingThePt π Iβm crying β¦ so funny!
@MissingThePt You win the Internet today!πβ€οΈ
Victor Valderrama@MissingThePt π€£π€£π€£
Incident Creator β@MissingThePt They're under a lot of pressure.
WarrensBuffet@MissingThePt fucking lol!