FACT:
- The Constitution states that “The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour”

FACT:
- Alito and Thomas both have *documented* evidence of accepting bribes from billionaire Republicans

THEREFORE:
- by a strict — one might even say “originalist” — interpretation of the Constitution, neither of them have been Justices of the Supreme Court since they began accepting bribes, and all votes they have cast in that time should be nullified.