Missing The PointToday I learned that MILF does not mean “Mastodonian I’d Like to Follow” and excuse me while I go back and edit several dozen posts.
elpolacodesplegado@MissingThePt Moro Islamic Liberation Front
Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX
@chaddeusstevens @MissingThePt I was not aware of those. Hat tip to you, good Sir. :-)
Dibs@elpolacodesplegado @MissingThePt One man's terror group is another man's sexual fantasy
@dtwx @MissingThePt You have no idea how sadly true that is.
Sean Tilley@MissingThePt "Hot Mastodians I'd Like to Follow are in your area and looking to have fun RIGHT NOW!"
IdahoLark
Mike Buckley@MissingThePt 69 is code for mutuals. Source: trust me
Jeff@MissingThePt @hello_buckers And apparently upside down pineapple logos?
Pēteris Krišjānis@MissingThePt write some script :)
Bart Willemsen@MissingThePt @sudaksis this is so wholesome
2¢@MissingThePt yeah, these Mastodonians can be, uh, provocative.
Veronica ⚧ 🏳️⚧️@MissingThePt not sure that I made the list anyways. Besides I would be more of a TILF.
gavinisdie 
@MissingThePt this has to be a joke lmao
aethervision@MissingThePt I think this more of a Venn diagram thing where some MILFs are MILFs but not all MILFs are MILFs. This differs from a Svenn diagram which is the intersection of two circles, people from Sweden and guys whose names start with an S.
Night 🌊✨@aethervision @MissingThePt "Sven diagram" had me guffawing.
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Jason Madrid"Hot" isn't an acronym; I'm pretty sure it still just means "hot."
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀@MissingThePt you mean Meson Iteration Location Framing ?
ZZ Bottom
Edelruth, PBS Passport HolderI thought I was already following you, but turned out, no, you were just being that well boosted.
Fixed!
Valerie Sonh 
@MissingThePt Someone I knew at a forum decided it means "Mature I'd Like to Friend," which works for me 😂
nantucketlit@MissingThePt An acronym used by some to describe their attraction to older... programming languages: MATLAB, Integer BASIC, Lisp, and Fortran.
MelbPTUser@nantucketebooks @MissingThePt why BASIC? That would be MIBLF
@MelbPTUser @[email protected] BASIC, from the Apple I and early Apple II.
Mercurius Goldstein@MissingThePt
I’m personally offended by the constant references to ‘badly-behaved’ Mastodonians when I’ve found everyone here perfectly charming.
I’m personally offended by the constant references to ‘badly-behaved’ Mastodonians when I’ve found everyone here perfectly charming.
fafa@MissingThePt i understand in the end why so few of them follow me. It's not just because of my rare activity
Emanuele_246gi
xs4me2
Shannon@MissingThePt So…you missed the point??
Jim Graves@MissingThePt
Snigger.... 😂
Snigger.... 😂
LilyoftheRally
Alan Miller 
🇺🇦@MissingThePt I still cherish the memory of a radio guy at Wrigley Field for a Cubs game referring to "squadrons of MILFs" on WGN years ago.
Thomas Alexander Kolbe 
My camera shoots fascists@MissingThePt
Wait, wut? BRB...!!
Wait, wut? BRB...!!
@MissingThePt
It means Mature Independent Liberated Female right:-)
It means Mature Independent Liberated Female right:-)
MarijeR☕️☀️😎
si_irini@MissingThePt
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Robin Cafolla@MissingThePt I mean, we can make it a thing. What could go wrong?
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Rupert Reynolds@MissingThePt Language evolves.
You be you :-)
polygon 
Bugspriet@MissingThePt A few years ago. A coworker told us proudly a friend of her 11 y old son called her a great MILF.
Everyone 🫣😬😳
She: typing on her smartphone 🤯
"Wait, have to call someone ..."
Us: 😂
Everyone 🫣😬😳
She: typing on her smartphone 🤯
"Wait, have to call someone ..."
Us: 😂