the ultimate bathing
my dash broke and merged two posts
bathroom sign
70s tumblr
civ v
bone pharaoh
not everything is a poem
the concoction
how eve got expelled from eden
everyone is vanilla extract
vespa
so the chief could do WHAT
everyone here is dead
you should be bad
danny boy
they didn't make it
dolly
my chemical romance
locationpilled scampercel
you are so beautiful in every way
ai generated
cement
das ist mein papa
quarter boy
doomguy
haunt some bitches
baby oil
a narnia blog
this post would do numbers on tumblr
the climmy
piss catacombs
not my fav hentai of pennywise but ok
belle doll
the rainbow
harboring a secret desire to be a mesozoic superpredator
omeprazole
art.txt
i hope she won whatever argument she was having
problematic ship
humanising dracula
i can’t be known for this
literally a minor
the worst possible tumblr ad
still relevant
june 27th
bringing me a girlfriend too
parker
nuns
does anyone care about me
unnatural
a woman's place is on the battlefield
moby dick
evil infodumping
Walk
in this scenario 9/11 never happened
what dinnered
making friends on tumblr
muhduhed
disheveled feral links
executive dysfunction
@stavvers does it involve erectile dysfunction too?
@stavvers I don't think anybody can understand it without experiencing it. I never met anyone who could.
Staring at the dishes at the table and being unable to just get them into the dishwasher. It is horrible and humiliating. Blaming yourself for hours because you don't understand it yourself.
It destroys you. Nothing to laugh about.
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@stavvers I've been imagining it as a Tom Clancy thriller except the cool secret agent protagonist has ADHD.

THIS SUMMER: Chris Pine in EXECUTIVE FUNCTION

@stavvers That's what it feels like, yeah.
@stavvers I had a dream the other night in which this very thing was happening, except the goal was go to sleep, but they were around a table bickering on how that is even possible, i fell asleep
@stavvers as a person with severe ADHD, I sometimes think of my executive function as the hostage CEO. They’re in the office but tied to a chair and under guard. #adhd #executivefunction
@stavvers @wwahammy it’s such a perfect description

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I'm still thinking about what an accurate description this is of the experience.

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I mean they’re not wrong

@stavvers Hold up, what? That’s a thing? How does one recognize them?

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Jackkhie, Maikkhal grab yer coats, there's been a mAARRKKHdah.

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Hearing Benoit Blanc say muhduhed is second only to Taggart.
@stavvers @jwz I know a lot of people hated Daniel Craig's Foghorn Leghorn accent, but I thought it had a certain charm to it, and I love him as Benoit. I hope they keep making those movies.
@stavvers well, time to go check on my Tumblr account again.
@stavvers crowd sourced dictionary 
@stavvers oh, lol. i even know what the program did (it dislikes the "happened to" auxiliary verb construction, e.g. "he happened to walk past just as the thing occurred"), and it's still fucking hilarious. silly program forgot "happen" is sometimes just a normal verb
@stavvers i can't explain it but this is absolutely something Zaphod Beeblebrox would say
@stavvers the craziest thing about this one is spelling it centre
@stavvers Over engineered Search Engine Optimized AI articles that takes information from out of date or incorrect sources.
@stavvers I think this post just restored my faith in the use of literature.
@Loukas @stavvers
I just read this aloud to my husband, fellow catdad. I started in monotone. As I was swept up in prose, I could not help but intonate ever more dramatically extolling the virtues of magnificent catbeast.
@stavvers I might read this later (never)
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Until now, I didn't realise I wanted a Derry Girls spin off with a young novitiate Sister Michael.
@stavvers the US military might learn this lesson real soon

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Machiavelli is always timely and worth a read. Including that bit (he does tend to bang on a lot about the evils of mercenaries and foreign auxiliaries, but then again, he wasn't wrong).

@stavvers If only there was a historic empire that Tsarist Russia based itself on to learn from in history that hire to many mercenaries which led to its military decline . . .
@stavvers hell yeah, male-presenting nipples
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