Mastodawn

Creating Low Quality Facts written in lower quality handwriting.

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Are you sure it isn't:

@lowqualityfacts Mom was just busy cooking and didn't make it into the movie

@lowqualityfacts it all makes sense to me now.

@lowqualityfacts I heard that when you bury someone you say "In the name of the father and the son and into the hole he goes"

@lowqualityfacts Huh, and all along here I was thinking it was "the Father, the Son, and the Surly Ghost".