Baby's first Beauty Call!
"It makes a humming noise!!!!" We're all gonna DIE! Especially me!!!
It will sit still and lend me your ear. "It makes a humming noise!! Mortal DANGER I tells ya! Woof!"
Okay, done, next ear. "Oh, Okay!"
Back and sides quickly! "It hums, but this feels okay. Where's my Smackos credit card?" Maybe it's in your pocket?