That was a miserable game of football. The £4 billion Abu Dhabi team beat the £0.8 billion Nanjing team in a spectacle of dullness. I don’t follow big money football but it was the Champions League Final on the telly for free, so I thought I would give it a go. I’ve watched 3 or 4 lower league promotion/relegation finals this season and every one was considerably more entertaining, more exciting and more passionate than that pile of gold encrusted keech I just watched. #SupportYourLocalTeam