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PSiReN-X Jun 3, 2023

#Mindful that #HMGovernment in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom is #UnhappySharing #BoJoBaggins' #WhatsAppHistory with the #JudicialInquiry into #Malfeasance and #Corruption in #PublicOffice... #AndAllThat...

But #WhatsTheConcern? That:

A) #BoJo might have #InadvertentlyRevealed his hitherto #UndisclosedQuantity of #BastardChildren?

Or... That:

B) His #ImaginaryInexhaustibleLasers are #TooMuch for #KimJongUn's #RocketProgramme?

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PSiReN-X Jun 3, 2023

Or...

C) That his "elevation" to the #Position of #PrimeMinister was #Predicated on #FormerSovietFunding...?

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PSiReN-X Jun 3, 2023

I can #Sense a #Poll... #ComingOn...

#WhatsTheConcern? #BoJo's:

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#UndisclosedQuantity of #BastardChildren;

#ImaginaryInexhaustibleLasers;

50%

#FormerSovietFunding; or,

50%

Other [Please Specify]

Poll ended at Jul 2, 2023 at 2:11pm.

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PSiReN-X Jun 3, 2023

#So... #ERM...

#ExactlyHowMany #BastardChildren does #BoJoBaggins have...?

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Five;

Eight;

50%

Twelve; or,

More than twelve...?

50%

Poll ended at Jun 19, 2023 at 9:05am.

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PSiReN-X Jun 3, 2023

#NoCheating...

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PSiReN-X Jun 9, 2023

GB£21bn of #Fraud, aye...?

"Since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, government has recorded a higher level of fraud in the accounts we audit. This reflects the nature of the government’s response to the pandemic, including the rapid implementation of large new spending and loan programmes that came with an unusually high risk of fraud."

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https://www.nao.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/tackling-fraud-and-corruption-against-government.pdf

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PSiReN-X Jun 9, 2023

"If we get the regulation right crypto will not only accelerate growth but make financial systems more transparent and reduce crime" | #TheJoyOfTypos

#CorrectedEdition:

"If we get the regulation right, #Corruption will not only accelerate growth but make financial systems less transparent and 'reduce' crime; because, I think we got away with it."

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