#Meanwhile...

#ComingUp on #ThisArmageddonBritain...

1: Are #YellowRugbySocks a suitable accompaniment for #Muesli;
2: How #Magick are #PizzaToppings; and,
3: What do #Boys smell like...?

And... And... We have #CommunalBathBubbles... #ForLaters...

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#Meanwhile...

#ComingUp on #ThisArmageddonBritain...

1: Are #YellowRugbySocks a suitable accompaniment for #Muesli;
2: How #Magick are #PizzaToppings; and,
3: What do #Boys smell like...?

By #ThePowerOfPizzaToppings...!

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#Apropos: What do #Boys smell like...?

#IMentioned (#InPassing) that: #IT's #MyBirthday in #JustOver: #OneMonthsTime... #IT's #True - #IDid...

#MyBirthdayGiftbox is #AllReady and #Sorted...

#So... You #DontNeed to #WorryAboutIT...

#IMight #TreatMyself to another #MastodonSpyBalloon...

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#Now... #YouKnow #IMentioned (#InPassing) that #IT's #MyBirthday in #JustOver: #OneMonthsTime... #Well... #IDid...

You might have #Forgot; but #Anyways...

#IT's #Now #LessThan #OneMonthsTime away...

#IT's #NoBigDeal...

#My40thBirthday was quite a #SimpleAffair... #IT was #AgesAgo in the #LongLongAgo

#JustMe and #People (#OtherPeople) and #TreacleTops...

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On a #PartiallyRelated #MostlyIrrelevantTangent...

#MensHealth: #Being50Something...

#IF you can #RememberPuberty; #Then, #ImagineThat, but #Weirder...

I've #Lost a lot of #Hair from my #Legs, #Shins and #Calves, and #IT's #Now... #GrowingOutOfMyEars...

#WhatsThatAllAbout...?!

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(@PSiReN)

Having #Enjoyed a #FairFewYears' #Practice of #BeingOver50, I can #Say with #SomeCertainty...

I'm #NotVeryHappy about the #Hair #GrowingOutOfMyEars; I'm #Still #NotVeryHappyAboutIT... I would #Prefer to have #IT #GrowingOutOfMy... #Otherwise #FullyFunctioningLegs...

#IT just #MakesNoSense for #MyHair to be #GrowingOutOfMyEars...

#ExceptMaybe for the #PartTimeWerewolf #Thing...

#Together, we #May have #InadvertentlyStumbled on #TheBestUseCaseScenario for #MyHairyEars...

#YouAreWelcome | #HaveABalloon

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I #ReallyLiked #OurOldHouse...

#IT was #Great for #DoingYoga in... And #FlightTraining...

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#NotNews24 #UnbreaklingItsMyBirthdayEveNotNews... #NotRemotely24... #MuchMore...

Let's not #MakeABigDeal about #IT; but #IT's #MyBrithdayEve, #People...

I #Wish you #BeardOil and #Noodles... And #HappyPants...

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#Dammit...

I might well have #AutoSuggestedMyself...

We should definitely have a #NoodlesDownYourPantsFestival... | #JustSaying #IT'll #BeFun...

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