Today in mistakes: encouraging a student to google `powertop`. They did not get the Linux power-reporting tool.
@ricci “What do you mean the pants from ‘Wallace and Gromit The Wrong Trousers’ aren’t called ‘power bottoms’?”
@ricci Strange. When I google it I get the Linux tool. Then I thought that perhaps it's based on my search history, I've run Linux since the early 90s. But I went incognito and tried again, still nothing porny. Perhaps it has to do with your student's history?
@not2b @ricci if you google "power top" instead the results aren't as sfw. This seems like a likely mistake for students to make
@not2b @ricci Same issue, but I bet they spelled it as two separate words... then I get the tool only as 3rd hit :-D
@ricci this is like when I went to visit my now wife in DC for a weekend and googled "Bear Bars in DC". They even put the bears game on and it was a lovely time
@kstatz12 happy ending indeed
@ricci the only real downside is my wife got to see what "Chicago Sports Depression" looks like
@kstatz12 relatable, many of my in-laws are Cubs fans, I assume because they hate themselves or something
@ricci cubs fans are a special kind. Hot take: Wrigley Field is an objectively bad place to watch a baseball game
@kstatz12 see when I was a kid I used to watch them sometimes at their spring training location, because I lived in Arizona
@ricci I've been to Wrigley a disproportionate amount for being a White Sox fan. At least they got rid of the piss troughs in the bleacher bathrooms
@ricci maybe they need to use ddg
@nahuel @ricci “GOOGLE IS INDOCTRINATING CHILDREN WITH GAY PROPAGANDA!! USE BASED NON-WOKE DUCKDUCKGO!”
@ricci Interesting. The whole first page of my DuckDuckGo search results is the Linux power-reporting tool. Had to go to Images to have a clear picture of what the other meaning was.
@ricci First link: ubuntuusers.de page about the Linux tool, second link: Arch Linux wiki about the Linux tool, third link: GitHub link to the tool's repository.
The entire first page is about the Linux tool. What am I missing here?
@ascherbaum try looking it up on Urban Dictionary
@ricci without having safe search on - i still mostly get that linux tool. 2 links on the first page are something different - something with a smart roof.
@mcfly @ricci Same here, but likely they spelled it as "power top". Changes the results quite drastically... :D
@ricci Google's search results are quite individualized. I just tried the Google search for "powertop" and the first 21 results were all related to the unix utility. The 22nd was urban dictionary.
@ricci feels like one of the situations where googling 'man powertop' wouldn't help at all
@dprk_ebooks
if you add a `-db` then it would work as intended
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I googled “tromboning” recently, and didn’t find the information I wanted about exfiltrating data from a network.

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This whole thread is deeply hilarious. You people are amazing.

@ricci First thing that shows up in my search on ddg
@ricci Not as bad as #SusanAlbumParty but still concerning...
@ricci @melunaka Well all I'm getting is results for PowerTOP, the software.
@ricci These days Google excells in weird search results.
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I once had to use a highly regarded tool for calling topological domains from genomic data, and spent a month discussing TopDom with an undergrad, and I'm sorry, we can't have straight people naming things, it's just not working at all.

@ricci worked fine for me. First hit was Arch Wiki, which is exceptional good usually (not even using Arch but hey…).

Google Search _is_ personalized though.

@bekopharm @ricci Same… not just the first hit, but entire first page of results. I can’t even imagine what else it might have found tbh (and I don’t want to!)
@ricci Never forget that there's NO spaces in tools' names :) :)
@hamza Except, of course, in the cases where there is :) You just can't win.
@ricci There are similar issues in medicine as a reason to type everything out rather than using acronyms. Experience has taught me to explicitly warn people to spell out Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, for example, when searching.
@ricci oh boy, gonna assume they were on google :D

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Oh, "powertop" finds the Linux tool, whereas "power top" does not.