Yesterday in My People Tests Me: some viral thread as always fomenting hysteria saying that such-and-such facial toner is haram because it's got "rice ferment filtrate (sake)" in the ingredients. When pointed out alcohol is harus when not imbibed, I'm told duh, but this is 'arak'. What do you think is in spirits then?? Demon sperm?

Anyway i pointed the things being made distinct are still basically things with ethanol, and if facial toner is haram then please boycott Petronas because I have some news for you about gasohol.

Of course, after all that, what got some other guy hung up is me being sarcastic. My dude, until Khidr comes to deliver me a parable or the angel Gabriel themselves show up, I have even less obligation than a Messenger, and their only KPI is to deliver a message, not even confirm read receipt.

#Malaysia #Islam #Twitterjaya #MYToots #TootSEA #MuslimProblems #YouDontWantToBeAccused #CosplayingAnUstazah #DontTweetLikeOne

i must be upset because i haven't eaten, this man patronizingly concluded, like Swatch didn't get raided for no good goddamned reason BECAUSE some other wannabe ustaz posted on socmed that why are 'we' just being mad at Coldplay for supporting queer folks, when shops like Swatch are selling ~pride~ watches. I'd curse you all but your fates are determined already.