We regret that Twitter Spaces’ algorithm misidentified Ron DeSantis as a toddler and ran him over
In the meantime, if you would like to know what a DeSantis-Musk conversation is like, imagine the alien wearing Vincent D'Onofrio's skin attempting to banter with the "wish him away into the cornfield" child from Twilight Zone
@Popehat A pretty apt analogy, but you forgot to mention that they are horny for each other

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Golly. I'd assumed it would be more like 4 year olds with snotty noses who snort when they laugh. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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@Popehat spot on. And, it doesn't seem to matter which is which.
@Popehat That made me laugh way too much.
@Popehat You stayed up late, thinking *that one* up!
@Popehat it took me way too long to realize the intended movie reference was Men In Black rather than The Cell 😱
@apophis @Popehat omg points for the underrated movie reference. (I’m still in awe of the entrance with the cape that unfurled from the side of a great hall as the demonic personality strode toward J-Lo… doubly so when I learned it was a PRACTICAL effect 😳)
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Perfect....He looks like that skin sac needs tightening.
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This is really unfair to Vincent D'Onofrio's skin.
@DoesntExist Well, clearly Vincent Dβ€˜Onofrioβ€˜s skin was already the victim in the movie too, so to quote Satras: β€žat least there is symmetryβ€œ
@Popehat Wasn't that ron howard?
@Popehat I'll take the cornfield over having to listen to the conversation.
@Popehat For some reason I feel like the interview would have been The Ransom of Red Chief, except with both of them playing the kid.

@Popehat two things: I would like to thank Neil Gaiman for alerting me to the fact that Popehat was on Mastodon…

…and that he had tooted a description of two terrible humans so exquisitely that it’s suitable for framing.

πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» BRAVO I say!

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Although Musk better hope that Trump doesn't win. Trump is so vindictive and will be so off the rails that the DoJ will given Musk the Trevor Milton treatment, ostensibly for all the autopilot lies but really for Musk's support of Meatball Ron.
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"He"s a bad man, a very bad man!"
https://youtu.be/jocI_R8lMpM
You're A Bad Man! (Twilight Zone)

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Darn. I was counting on Twitter to deflate that pint-sized windbag 😏

@Popehat Not toddler, Dwarf ;)
@pyperkub @Popehat wrong color boots!😱🀣
@Popehat @pyperkub Meh. Everyone knows that the boots should be white.

@Popehat I hear Elon Musk is stealing Norman Collier's material?

https://youtu.be/uA2aAFjQqL4

Norman Collier's Faulty Microphone Gag

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Ahh! So it was not a Tesla issue.

@Popehat ok who named thier tesla cupcake
@Popehat there are no words. What was that British accent?.