"Welcome to our gander reveal party!"

"Don't you mean..."

"No."

Geese emerge from everywhere. There are no fireworks. Only geese. There are no balloons. Only chaos. There are no genders. Only honk.

@LadyDragonfly wow incredible. this is what i want
@loren @LadyDragonfly If you ever encountered a Canadian Goose you know this means certain death.
@mike
...or at least, wishing for certain death.
@loren @LadyDragonfly

@LadyDragonfly If they're all ganders, then they're gendered geese. HONK!

"It is a lovely day and you are a horrible reply girl."

@LadyDragonfly Excellent! Reminds me of this bumper sticker I purchased recently.

https://glammr.us/@[email protected]/110197138766524654

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KEEP HONKING IM LEARNING GOOSE LANGUAGE

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@LadyDragonfly one question, have you ever been around geese ? Theyโ€™re mean.
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@marcibadwolf303 @LadyDragonfly Canadian geese are the worst of the worst.
@LadyDragonfly @mike They donโ€™t stay in Canada either. They migrate down here, too.
@marcibadwolf303 @LadyDragonfly You mean they go hunting for humans down there.
@LadyDragonfly @mike Yes. Suburban children are their favorite prey.
@marcibadwolf303 @LadyDragonfly @mike And the UK. Some mad aristo imported a few to add 'interest' to his country estate hundreds of years ago and now they're on every river and lake. You can sometimes see a flock of 20 to I 30 swimming around with the occasional local Greylag or escaped white farm goose trying to blend in.
@marcibadwolf303 @LadyDragonfly When I was a teenager we had family friends which included a 3 year old boy. At a park he had an 'episode' with a goose, and for years after he would say 'goosie bite me on the fanny'.
@kevin @LadyDragonfly Awww I believe it! My granddaughter still talks about the mean ducks that chased her.

@marcibadwolf303 @LadyDragonfly this chap in the Netherlands (he is a Buddhist monk) lives in peace with them (and lots of other animals that he rescues along with his friends)

(run the webpage through an autotranslator if you don't read Dutch, there's also plenty of pictures)

https://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/5309964/zondaginterview-trizin-hof-boeddhistische-drent-opvang-ganzen

Deze boeddhistische Drent vangt dieren en mensen op in zijn ganzenparadijs

In de uitgestrekte weilanden van Drenthe runt de boeddhistische Trizin Hof (39) een ganzenparadijs โ€“ waar inmiddels ook tientallen andere vogels, knaagdieren, honden, katten en ook mensen hun heil zoeken. "Iedereen is hier welkom, al is het midden in de nacht."

RTL Nieuws
@vfrmedia @LadyDragonfly Awwww, thatโ€™s really sweet. Thanks for sharing. โ™ฅ๏ธ
@LadyDragonfly Ganders are male geese so there is one genderโ€ฆ.
@LadyDragonfly So this is what they mean by "take a gander at it."
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We're going to be in the Hudson.
@LadyDragonfly
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Today, [Famous Author] will announce whether their new book is a Western, Romance or Science Fiction.

It's a Genre-Reveal party!

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@LadyDragonfly gender: concealed
GANDER: REVEALED
@LadyDragonfly turns out the phrase "There are no genders. Only honk." has surprisingly wide applicability all across human society.
@LadyDragonfly Behold, the Cobra Chicken!
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No wonder thereโ€™s a lot of honking if you threw a party but didnโ€™t serve any tasty goose pellets or finely chopped grass โ€ฆ

@LadyDragonfly itโ€™s my time. I have the right T-shirt for this! Itโ€™s finally happened!!

[alt text] a T-shirt with the naughty goose from the goose game on, it is surrounded by illustrated flowers, and on 2 flowing banners above and below the goose it says โ€œI think I will cause problems on purposeโ€

Cute but Stabby Geese Sticker Collection - Etsy

This Stickers, Labels & Tags item by KefiStore has 39 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from San Jose, CA. Listed on Feb 28, 2023

@LadyDragonfly Is the occasion marked by fowl language?
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